A few nuggets of wisdom
The other night I had a hard time falling asleep. It happens. I get wired. My sleep cycle has no boundaries. Anyway my mind began to wander and I began making some fairly astute conclusions that I will now share with my vast following in order to better the universe.
- A low carb diet doesn’t work if you just cut back slightly on pasta intake and immediately increase your bacon consumption.
- If you are dating someone for less than 2 months and they break up with you listing the fact that they aren’t yet ready to open a joint bank account with you as one of the reasons, it’s called dodging a bullet
- If you don’t immediately realize this, you may discover the merits of crying on the subway.
- These perks include but are not limited to the following: the subway increases invisibility, the rocking motion can be quite comforting, and the Poetry in Motion posters can be rather inspiring. Bonus points if there is an underground bodega from which you can procure a travel iced tea to drown your sorrows.
I don’t know how it was possible, but I quickly found sleep amongst this scintillating thought storm. Another finding, sometimes the ramblings of one’s own mind can be the perfect remedy for a sleepless night. Happy Holidays.
Hotelie Blogger 